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Tuesday, January 28, 2014

WhatsApp Marriage Jokes: "How Many Women A Man Can Carry?"

A little boy was attending his first wedding. 
After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
 "Sixteen," the boy responded. 

His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" 

"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer" 

Friday, January 17, 2014

WhatsApp Girlfriend Joke: What do you want to eat..

When going out for a meal, you will find yourself in a situation like this:
Boyfriend: What do you want to eat?
Girlfriend: Anything!
Boyfriend: Noodles?
Girlfriend: No. I don’t feel like having noodles today.
Boyfriend: How about pasta?
Girlfriend: No! Its too fattening.
Boyfriend: What do you want to eat then?
Girlfriend: Erm… Anything!

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Office Work Jokes: What If Employee Makes Mistake...

  • If a barber makes a mistake, It's a New Style
  • If a driver makes a mistake, It is a New path
  • If an engineer makes a mistake, It is a New Venture
  • If parents makes a mistake, It is a New Generation
  • If a politician makes a mistake, It is a New Law
  • If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a New Invention
  • If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a New Fashion
  • If a teacher makes a mistake, It is a New Theory
  • If our boss makes a mistake, It is a New idea
  • If an employee makes a mistake, It is a Mistake Only

Friday, January 10, 2014

WhatsApp Marriage Jokes: Anniversary Gift For Wife

- John asked his wife, Mary, what she wanted to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new mink coat?" he asked.

"Not really," said Mary.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" said John.
"No," she responded.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggested.
She again rejected his offer. "Well what would you like for our anniversary?" John asked.
"John, I'd like a divorce," answered Mary.
"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," said John.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Blonde Jokes: Bet Between Blonde & Redhead

A blonde and a redhead met at a restaurant & were watching the 6:00 PM news. 

News Shown: A man was shown threatening to jump from the Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $100 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead accepted the bet, "You are on!"

The man jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. 

Few minutes later, redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 3:00 PM news, so I can't take your money."

Blonde replied, "So did I, but I never thought he would jump again!"

Friday, January 3, 2014

Hilarious Family Joke: Father- Whom Do You Love More...

Father: Which one do you love more , me or Mommy?
Son: I love you both.
Father: Very Well , lets say I went to France and Mommy went to Japan which country will you go to?
Son: Japan.
Father: See, you love Mommy more than me?
Son: No, I just want to visit Japan.
Father: Very well , lets say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France which country will you go to?
Son: France.
Father: See?
Son: No its just because I have already visited Japan.