Adam goes to see the Steve. "Steve, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
Steve asks, "What's wrong?"
Adam replies, "My girlfriend is poisoning me."
Steve, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
Adam then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?"
Steve then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Steve calls Adam and says, "Well, I spoke to your girlfriend on the phone. She talked to me, without interruption for three hours. Do you want to hear my sincere advice?"
Adam anxiously says, "Yes, Yes!"
"Take the poison," says the Steve.