xml feed Best Funny Jokes: May 2014

Monday, May 26, 2014

Funny Quotes For WhatsApp: Most Of The Time

Most of the time... 

When you're crying, nobody notices your tears. 
When you're worried, nobody feels your pain. 

When you're happy, nobody sees your smile. 

But when you fart just one time... Hahahahahaha!

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. 
Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

Sunday, May 25, 2014

Funny Pet Jokes: Does Your Dog Bite?

An old man walks into a shop and sees a 
cute little dog. He asks the 
shop-owner,“Does your dog bite?”

Shop-owner: “No, my dog does not bite.”

The man tries to pet the dog and the
dog bites him. “Ouch!” Angrily he says, “You said your dog does not

Shop-owner replies, “Yes, but that is not my dog!”

Monday, May 19, 2014

WhatsApp Dating Jokes: What All A Boyfriend Can Leave For His GF

Girl: If we got married, you've to stop smoking.
Boy: OK!

Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: OK!

Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..

Girl:- What else can u leave??

(After Thinking Much...)
Boy:- The idea of marrying You


Sunday, May 18, 2014

WhatsApp School Jokes: And There's The Teacher

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice from the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's still old, nasty, and wrinkled"

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Crazy & Funny Facebook & WhatsApp Status

If I liked one of your pics from 12 weeks ago, doesn't mean I'm stalking you...It just means you haven't looked nice in awhile
The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn't just "lay in bed and watch TV all day" I traveled very far thank u
I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger King, then get up 100 times to refill it
All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.

People may think I’m crazy But really I’m just bored..


A girl jogging in the park helps atleast 5 boys to be fit and in shape.


How come wrong numbers are never busy?





Thursday, May 8, 2014

Crazy Mental Health Whatsapp Jokes: Doctor, I have carrot..

Doctor ! I think I'm going mad. I have a cabbage growing out of my nose.

Doctor: Wow that's really a problem ! How could that have been possible?

I am also confused Doctor, because I planted carrot !

Friday, May 2, 2014

Husband Wife Funny Jokes: WhatsApp

It is said that Husband is the head of D   


Remember that wife is D Neck of D 


& the Neck can turn the Head exactly D 

way she wants.

Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a 

car door for wife

1) The Car Is New.

2) The Wife Is New

3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife