Funny Jokes On Animals: Love Story Of Mosquito & Dog

Animal Jokes

- Two bats are hanging upside down on a tree. 
One bat to other, "What was the worst day of your life?" 
Second bat responds, "The day when I had diarrhea!" 

- Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? 

  A: To the retail store.

- Q: Fish with no eyes? 

  A: A fsh.

- A mosquito and a dog fell in love with each other.

  One day out of excitement, the mosquito gave a love bite to the dog.
  Dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.
  Very next day…
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 Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…
 What a touching story!!!