Funny Marriage Jokes: Devil To Husband

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town Church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, pushing each other with a lot of effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Angrily, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "I've Been married to your sister for over 48 years."