Thursday, December 26, 2013

Office Party Joke: Excuses, If Caught Sleeping At Desk

Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk...
- "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
- "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
- "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
- "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
- "The coffee machine is broken...."

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