- Joe: What does your father do for a living?
Jon: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
Joe: Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Jon: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.
- Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
- Dad: How do you like fourth grade?
Son: It isn’t much fun.
Dad: That’s too bad. It was the best three years of my life!
- Jacob: I have a lot of my dad’s genes.
Dave: Really? I bet they don’t fit.
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