Adam goes to see the Steve. "Steve, something terrible is
happening and I have to talk to you about it."
Steve asks, "What's wrong?"
Adam replies, "My girlfriend is poisoning me."
Steve, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"
Adam then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning
me. What should I do?"
Steve then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see
what I can find out and I'll let you know."
A week later the Steve calls Adam and says, "Well, I spoke to
your girlfriend on the phone. She talked to me, without interruption for
three hours. Do you want to hear my sincere advice?"
Adam anxiously says, "Yes, Yes!"
"Take the poison," says the Steve.