Best Funny Jokes

Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?   A: A crookodile! Q: What is black ,white and red all over? A: A sunburnt penguin! Q:Wha...

An old man walks into a shop and   sees a  cute little dog . He asks the  shop-owner, “Does your dog bite?” Shop-owner: “No, my d...

- A large panda come s into a beer-bar and ha ve some beer nuts.  Then the Panda takes out a gun, make a fires in the air, and move...

  - A Cop stops a woman in a car with a rabbit in his car . Cop-"Hey lady, w hat are you doing with that rabbit?" He c...

Clean Animal Jokes -Rabbit and Blacksmith:   A Rabbit went to a blacksmith-   Rabbit- Do you have some carrots?   Blacksmith-...

Animal Jokes - Two bats are hanging upside down on a tree.  One bat to other, " W hat was the worst day of your life?"  Seco...