Best Funny Jokes

Sam: I kiss my Wife everyday before I leave  for Office, what about you?   Me : Me too, after you leave!! Those 8 seconds really becom...

Most of the time...  When you're crying, nobody notices your tears.   .  . When you're worried, nobody feels your pain.  . ...

If I liked one of your pics from 12 weeks ago, doesn't mean I'm stalking you...It just means you haven't looked nice in awhile ...

- I will actually laugh out loud when I type “LOL” to the person I am messaging with. - Only get divorced and remarried once this year...

- When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…     - The secret of a happy marriag...

Funny   Status - If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!   - A ...