- A blonde, wanting to earn some money. She
went to the neighborhood and asked the owner if he had
any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
Blond said "50 Dollars will do."
Owner agreed and gave her the paint and ladders.
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," blond answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blond continued, "that's not a Porch, it's a Bentley."
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
Blond said "50 Dollars will do."
Owner agreed and gave her the paint and ladders.
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," blond answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blond continued, "that's not a Porch, it's a Bentley."
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