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-- A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

Man: What's the problem officer?

Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

Man: No sir, I was going 65.

Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

Man: Shut your mouth, woman!

Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

Wife: No, only when he's drunk.





Two Defence Generals
General Thomas of the Navy was visiting his colleague General Marshall who was in charge of the Army. Thomas arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and Thomas asks: "So how are your men?"
"Very well trained, Gral. Thomas.", Marshall Said.

Thomas- "I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest men all over the country." 
Marshall- "Well, my men are very brave, too."

Thomas- "I'd like to see that."

So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: "Private Johnson! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!"

"Are you crazy? It'd kill me, you idiot! I'm out of here!" As private Johnson ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered Thomas and said:

"You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general."