Funny Status
-If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!
-A girl jogging in the park helps atleast 5 boys to be fit and in shape.
-You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to leave
my life, the door is open. Just one request; don’t stand in front of the
door, you are blocking traffic :)
-Love never dies…only the lover changes. :P
-Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.
-When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
-Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.
-Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him and every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her. Crazy World
-I don’t need Google. My wife knows everything.
-People who wait 4 hours to reply to a text with “lol” should be shooted :)
-Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet,
a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for
everything.
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