- Q. Bees have sticky hair. Why?
A. Because they use honeycombs.
- Q. Why do cow wear bells?
A. Because their Horns doesn't work.
- Q. Why did mickey mouse went into space?
A. Because he wanted to find Pluto.
- Q. At what place you can find a Computer dancing?
A. In a Disc-o.
- Q. Why is 10 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8(ate) 9.
- Q. What comes down and goes up, but never move?
A. Stairs.
- Q. A Barber always wins the race. How?
A. Because he knew the Shortcut.
- Q. Why can't you hands be 12 inches long?
A. Because then they will be called a Foot.
- Q. What comes down & goes up, but never move?
A. Stairs.
- Q. What car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A. A Minnie Van.
- Q. Why do we go to school everyday?
A. Because school wont come to us.
- Q. What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
A. An Investigator.
- Q. Why did a doctor operated his Computer?
A. Because it had a Virus.
- Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
A. A Bulldozer.
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