- Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?"
"Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children."
- A girl brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.
Horrified by his appearance and lack of manners, her father can barely be civil.
“Dear,” he say after the boyfriend finally leaves, “That boy is trouble. You can do better than that bum!”
“But Daddy,” she says “If he wasn’t such a sweetie why would he be doing so much community service?”
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