- Q: What did the ghost teacher say to the class?
A: Look at the board and I will go through it again.
- Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Student: Not really.
- Teacher: Answer my question at once. What is 7 plus 2?
Student: At once!
- Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
A: Because his class was so bright!
- Teacher: "Here is a math problem.
If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what would she have?"
Student: "A heart attack."
not bad
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