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Sunday, December 7, 2014

African Lovers - Fulltooo WhatsApp Jokes

In Africa, a black boyfriend asks his black girlfriend in a dark night, near the Ocean in a very romantic mood...
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Are you there....????



Friday, November 28, 2014

Clean Jokes for WhatsApp on Girls

A girl on WhatsApp Group:

Guys, for my PC, if I install Windows-7 of 32-Bits two times, will it become 64-Bits?
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Another girls in the group replied- 
Yes Of course! But it will also become Windows-14 
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All boys left the group.


Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Teacher Student Jokes For WhatsApp: Why Are You Late?


Teacher: Why are you late today?
 

Student: There was a man who lost a 100 dollar note on the street.

Teacher: That's nice. Did you help him to find that note?
 

Student: No. I was standing on it.


Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Office Jokes: Got A New Secretary In Office

Two colleagues were discussing the new secretary at their office. Matt to Greg: “Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had a lot of fun that night. She’s a lot better than my wife!”

One week later. Greg to Matt: “Well, I dated her too and we had an awesome night as well, but I still think your wife is better than her!


Sunday, June 15, 2014

Funny Short Jokes For WhatsApp

Sam: I kiss my Wife everyday before I leave 
for Office, what about you? 
Me : Me too, after you leave!!


Those 8 seconds really become so longer 

when you wait for "Skip" option button on 

video sharing site!

 

Thursday, June 5, 2014

One-Liner Animal Jokes For Kids

Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?
 A: A crookodile!


Q: What is black ,white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt penguin!


Q:What is an insect's favorite sport?
A: Cricket!

Q:Why do cows wear bells?
A: Their horns don't work!

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

First Day On A New Job: Whats App Office Jokes


A  blond joins a new office-

At the very first day, she was working late in front of her computer. Boss was very impressed  & asked,
"You are very hard working. What were you doing since whole day?"

Blond replied, ""From where did you got these Keyboards? They were not in order, so I was arranging them.