Awesome Financial Management: Funny Joke Whatsapp

A Beggar Found Rs. $100

He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner..

Bill $500

He was unable to pay..!!

Manager Handed Him To Police..!!

He Gave $50 To Police & Free..!!

Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!

Hilarious Family Joke: Father- Whom Do You Love More...

Father: Which one do you love more , me or Mommy?
Son: I love you both.
Father: Very Well , lets say I went to France and Mommy went to Japan which country will you go to?
Son: Japan.
Father: See, you love Mommy more than me?
Son: No, I just want to visit Japan.
Father: Very well , lets say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France which country will you go to?
Son: France.
Father: See?
Son: No its just because I have already visited Japan.

Short Clean Father Son Jokes: Dad- How Do You Like...

- Joe: What does your father do for a living?
Jon: He’s a magician. He performs tricks, like sawing people in half.
Joe: Do you have any brothers or sisters?  
Jon: Yep, four half-sisters and a half-brother.



- Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam
Son: Absence!
Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?
Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!



- Dad: How do you like fourth grade?
Son: It isn’t much fun.
Dad: That’s too bad. It was the best three years of my life!


- Jacob: I have a lot of my dad’s genes.
Dave: Really? I bet they don’t fit.

Funny Party Jokes: What Did SnowMan Say To Other..

- Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: "Do you smell carrots?"
  

- Yes, this is a woman's world. 
When a person is born, the first question people ask is:  How is the mother? 
When he marries, people say, what a lovely bride!  
And when he dies, they ask, How much did he leave her?
 

- A guy is going ice fishing (it is the winter in Minnesota) and he walks out onto the ice and begins drilling a hole. 
A loud voice - the voice of God - sounds around him. "There are no fish here!"
"Hm," the man thinks, and picks up his things to move to another place on the ice. 
 As he begins drilling his second hole, again he hears, "There are no fish here!"
 "Must be my lucky day," he thinks. "Someone's looking out for me." 
And he moves again. 
As he begins drilling his third hole, the voice rings out, "This is the rink attendant! There are NO FISH HERE!" 
 

 Marketing At A Party
- You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing.
- You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.” That’s Advertising.
- You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” That’s Telemarketing.
- You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That’s Customer Feedback.
  

- Q.Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party? 
  A. He had no body to go with!

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Clean Family Joke- Pigeon Went To Heaven

- A father was at the beach with his four-year-old son. 

After sometime, the son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore where a Pigeon was lying dead on the sand. 

"Daddy! What happened to the Pigeon?" the son asked. 

"Son, he died and went to the Heaven," the Dad replied. 

The boy thought for a moment and then said, "Did God threw him back down?"

Husband Wife Clean Family Jokes

- A man left work and headed home one Friday afternoon. However, being that it was payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.

When he finally appeared at home Sunday night, he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

 Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday came and went, and he didn't see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

Latest Funny Jokes For WhatsApp- They Lied I Believed

Teachers said class tenth is very important.

I believed them and studied… But they lied!!

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. Then they said class twelve is very important.
I believed and continued studying… But they lied again 
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Now they say semester exams are important
I say ” I’m studying…”
This time……. They believed and I lied