Teacher Student Jokes For WhatsApp: Why Are You Late?

Teacher: Why are you late today?
 
Student: There was a man who lost a 100 dollar note on the street.

Teacher: That's nice. Did you help him to find that note?
 
Student: No. I was standing on it.

WhatsApp School Jokes: And There's The Teacher

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice from the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's still old, nasty, and wrinkled"

WhatsApp Teacher Student Jokes: Homework Not Done

A 4th grade student looked downcast, so her teacher asked. “What’s the problem Jane? I hope it’s not homework again.”
“Well, uh, yes, it is,” replied Jane “I was stupid and made my homework paper into a paper airplane.”
“Jane, you’re right, that wasn’t a very bright thing to do,” said the teacher, 
“But his once I’ll let your just unfold the paper and hand it in.”
“Oh, but that won’t work,” said Jane, looking even sadder. 
“You see, the plane was hijacked."

Short & Funny Teacher Student Jokes For WhatsApp

- Q: What did the ghost teacher say to the class?
   A: Look at the board and I will go through it again.


- Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
  Student: Not really. 

 
- Teacher: Answer my question at once. What is 7 plus 2?
  Student: At once! 

 
- Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
  A: Because his class was so bright!

  
- Teacher:  "Here is a math problem.
 If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what would she have?"
Student: "A heart attack."

 

Student Teacher Jokes For School Books

School Jokes

- Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It is 42 mam!"
Teacher: "great, and who will tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It 24 mam."
 

- Teacher asked George: how can you prove the earth is round?
George replied: I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.

- Teacher: "John, you talk a lot !"
John: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
John: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?"
John: "She's a woman".


- Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbour.

- Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!


- Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Ellie: "The moon".
Teacher: "Why?"
Ellie: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

- Son: I can’t go to school today.
Father: Why not?
Son: I don’t feel well
Father: Where don’t you feel well?
Son: In school!

Funny Teacher Student Jokes

Funny Teacher-Student Jokes

 

- Teacher: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    Student: Fsh.

 

 

- Teacher: Where's your text book?

   Student: At home.

  Teacher: What's it doing there?

   Student: Having a better day than I am.

  

- On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher.

The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She held up the box and said, "I bet it's some flowers!"

"That's right!" shouted the little boy.

Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held up the box and said, "I bet it's some chocolates!"

"That's right!" shouted the little girl.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held up the box and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she asked.

"No," the boy answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.

"Is it champagne?" she asked.

"No," the boy answered.

"What is it?" she said.

"A puppy!"

Student Teacher Jokes for Schools

Jokes On Students Teachers

Teacher: How old is your father?
Student: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: He became father only after I was born. 

Teacher: Name one animal that is found in the desert?
Little John: A camel. 
Teacher: Good. Name another animal.
Little John: Another camel. 

Teacher: What do you understand by the sentence: "She Is Kidding"?
Student: Simple! She is giving birth. 

Teacher: If H20 is water what is H204? 

Martha: Drinking, Bathing, Washing & Swimming.

 

 

Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher : "Whoever answers my next question, can go home."
Suddenly one boy throws his bag out the window 
Teacher : "Who just threw that?"
Boy : "Me! Now I’m going home now."


Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" 

Son- "But why, Mom? I don't want to go to the school." 

Mother- "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go.?"

Son- "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" 

Mother- "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." 

Son- "Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
 
Mother- "Well, for one, you're 55 years old. And for another, you're the Principal of the School."

Best Funny Jokes Online: Short Jokes on Student and Teacher

Funny Student-Teacher Jokes

 

- Teacher: How old is your father.
     Student:- Both of us are of the same age.
     Teacher: It's not possible?
     Student:- Yes it is. He became father only after I was born.

 

- Teacher: Assam is special for what product?

     Student: Sorry sir, I Don't know.
     Teacher: I'll give you a clue, from where do you get tea powder?
     Student: From our neighbor's house sir!!!

- Teacher: In this box, I have a 12-foot snake.
     Samantha: Don't try to fool me sir... snakes don't have feet. 


- Teacher: What is the full-form of maths.
     Student: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.



- Student- Hey Miss, I don’t think I deserved zero on this test!
     Teacher- I agree, but that’s the lowest mark I could give you!

 

 

Latest Funny Jokes For WhatsApp- They Lied I Believed

Teachers said class tenth is very important.

I believed them and studied… But they lied!!

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. Then they said class twelve is very important.
I believed and continued studying… But they lied again 
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Now they say semester exams are important
I say ” I’m studying…”
This time……. They believed and I lied