Teacher Student Jokes For WhatsApp: Why Are You Late?

Teacher: Why are you late today?
 
Student: There was a man who lost a 100 dollar note on the street.

Teacher: That's nice. Did you help him to find that note?
 
Student: No. I was standing on it.

Office Jokes: Got A New Secretary In Office

Two colleagues were discussing the new secretary at their office. Matt to Greg: “Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had a lot of fun that night. She’s a lot better than my wife!”

One week later. Greg to Matt: “Well, I dated her too and we had an awesome night as well, but I still think your wife is better than her!

Funny Short Jokes For WhatsApp

Sam: I kiss my Wife everyday before I leave 
for Office, what about you? 
Me : Me too, after you leave!!


Those 8 seconds really become so longer 

when you wait for "Skip" option button on 

video sharing site!

 

One-Liner Animal Jokes For Kids

Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?
 A: A crookodile!


Q: What is black ,white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt penguin!


Q:What is an insect's favorite sport?
A: Cricket!

Q:Why do cows wear bells?
A: Their horns don't work!

First Day On A New Job: Whats App Office Jokes

A  blond joins a new office-

At the very first day, she was working late in front of her computer. Boss was very impressed  & asked,

"You are very hard working. What were you doing since whole day?"

Blond replied, ""From where did you got these Keyboards? They were not in order, so I was arranging them.

Awesome Financial Management: Funny Joke Whatsapp

A Beggar Found Rs. $100

He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner..

Bill $500

He was unable to pay..!!

Manager Handed Him To Police..!!

He Gave $50 To Police & Free..!!

Its Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!