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Sunday, December 7, 2014

African Lovers - Fulltooo WhatsApp Jokes

In Africa, a black boyfriend asks his black girlfriend in a dark night, near the Ocean in a very romantic mood...

Are you there....????

Friday, November 28, 2014

Clean Jokes for WhatsApp on Girls

A girl on WhatsApp Group:

Guys, for my PC, if I install Windows-7 of 32-Bits two times, will it become 64-Bits?
Another girls in the group replied- 
Yes Of course! But it will also become Windows-14 
All boys left the group.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Teacher Student Jokes For WhatsApp: Why Are You Late?

Teacher: Why are you late today?

Student: There was a man who lost a 100 dollar note on the street.

Teacher: That's nice. Did you help him to find that note?

Student: No. I was standing on it.

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Office Jokes: Got A New Secretary In Office

Two colleagues were discussing the new secretary at their office. Matt to Greg: “Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had a lot of fun that night. She’s a lot better than my wife!”

One week later. Greg to Matt: “Well, I dated her too and we had an awesome night as well, but I still think your wife is better than her!

Sunday, June 15, 2014

Funny Short Jokes For WhatsApp

Sam: I kiss my Wife everyday before I leave 
for Office, what about you? 
Me : Me too, after you leave!!

Those 8 seconds really become so longer 

when you wait for "Skip" option button on 

video sharing site!


Thursday, June 5, 2014

One-Liner Animal Jokes For Kids

Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?
 A: A crookodile!

Q: What is black ,white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt penguin!

Q:What is an insect's favorite sport?
A: Cricket!

Q:Why do cows wear bells?
A: Their horns don't work!

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

First Day On A New Job: Whats App Office Jokes

A  blond joins a new office-

At the very first day, she was working late in front of her computer. Boss was very impressed  & asked,
"You are very hard working. What were you doing since whole day?"

Blond replied, ""From where did you got these Keyboards? They were not in order, so I was arranging them.

Sunday, June 1, 2014

Awesome Financial Management: Funny Joke Whatsapp

A Beggar Found Rs. $100

He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner..

Bill $500

He was unable to pay..!!

Manager Handed Him To Police..!!

He Gave $50 To Police & Free..!!


Monday, May 26, 2014

Funny Quotes For WhatsApp: Most Of The Time

Most of the time... 

When you're crying, nobody notices your tears. 
When you're worried, nobody feels your pain. 

When you're happy, nobody sees your smile. 

But when you fart just one time... Hahahahahaha!

Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. 
Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!

Sunday, May 25, 2014

Funny Pet Jokes: Does Your Dog Bite?

An old man walks into a shop and sees a 
cute little dog. He asks the 
shop-owner,“Does your dog bite?”

Shop-owner: “No, my dog does not bite.”

The man tries to pet the dog and the
dog bites him. “Ouch!” Angrily he says, “You said your dog does not

Shop-owner replies, “Yes, but that is not my dog!”

Monday, May 19, 2014

WhatsApp Dating Jokes: What All A Boyfriend Can Leave For His GF

Girl: If we got married, you've to stop smoking.
Boy: OK!

Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: OK!

Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..

Girl:- What else can u leave??

(After Thinking Much...)
Boy:- The idea of marrying You


Sunday, May 18, 2014

WhatsApp School Jokes: And There's The Teacher

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice from the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher; she's still old, nasty, and wrinkled"

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Crazy & Funny Facebook & WhatsApp Status

If I liked one of your pics from 12 weeks ago, doesn't mean I'm stalking you...It just means you haven't looked nice in awhile
The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn't just "lay in bed and watch TV all day" I traveled very far thank u
I work out by ordering a small drink at Burger King, then get up 100 times to refill it
All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.

People may think I’m crazy But really I’m just bored..


A girl jogging in the park helps atleast 5 boys to be fit and in shape.


How come wrong numbers are never busy?





Thursday, May 8, 2014

Crazy Mental Health Whatsapp Jokes: Doctor, I have carrot..

Doctor ! I think I'm going mad. I have a cabbage growing out of my nose.

Doctor: Wow that's really a problem ! How could that have been possible?

I am also confused Doctor, because I planted carrot !

Friday, May 2, 2014

Husband Wife Funny Jokes: WhatsApp

It is said that Husband is the head of D   


Remember that wife is D Neck of D 


& the Neck can turn the Head exactly D 

way she wants.

Possible Reasons When A Man Opens a 

car door for wife

1) The Car Is New.

2) The Wife Is New

3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife


Monday, February 3, 2014

WhatsApp Couple Jokes: My Girlfriendf is Poisoning Me

Adam goes to see the Steve. "Steve, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."

Steve asks, "What's wrong?"

Adam replies, "My girlfriend is poisoning me."

Steve, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"

Adam then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?"

Steve then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the Steve calls Adam and says, "Well, I spoke to your girlfriend on the phone. She talked to me, without interruption for three hours. Do you want to hear my sincere advice?"

Adam anxiously says, "Yes, Yes!"

"Take the poison," says the Steve.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

WhatsApp Marriage Jokes: "How Many Women A Man Can Carry?"

A little boy was attending his first wedding. 
After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?"
 "Sixteen," the boy responded. 

His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" 

"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer" 

Friday, January 17, 2014

WhatsApp Girlfriend Joke: What do you want to eat..

When going out for a meal, you will find yourself in a situation like this:
Boyfriend: What do you want to eat?
Girlfriend: Anything!
Boyfriend: Noodles?
Girlfriend: No. I don’t feel like having noodles today.
Boyfriend: How about pasta?
Girlfriend: No! Its too fattening.
Boyfriend: What do you want to eat then?
Girlfriend: Erm… Anything!

Sunday, January 12, 2014

Office Work Jokes: What If Employee Makes Mistake...

  • If a barber makes a mistake, It's a New Style
  • If a driver makes a mistake, It is a New path
  • If an engineer makes a mistake, It is a New Venture
  • If parents makes a mistake, It is a New Generation
  • If a politician makes a mistake, It is a New Law
  • If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a New Invention
  • If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a New Fashion
  • If a teacher makes a mistake, It is a New Theory
  • If our boss makes a mistake, It is a New idea
  • If an employee makes a mistake, It is a Mistake Only

Friday, January 10, 2014

WhatsApp Marriage Jokes: Anniversary Gift For Wife

- John asked his wife, Mary, what she wanted to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new mink coat?" he asked.

"Not really," said Mary.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" said John.
"No," she responded.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggested.
She again rejected his offer. "Well what would you like for our anniversary?" John asked.
"John, I'd like a divorce," answered Mary.
"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," said John.

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Blonde Jokes: Bet Between Blonde & Redhead

A blonde and a redhead met at a restaurant & were watching the 6:00 PM news. 

News Shown: A man was shown threatening to jump from the Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $100 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead accepted the bet, "You are on!"

The man jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. 

Few minutes later, redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 3:00 PM news, so I can't take your money."

Blonde replied, "So did I, but I never thought he would jump again!"

Friday, January 3, 2014

Hilarious Family Joke: Father- Whom Do You Love More...

Father: Which one do you love more , me or Mommy?
Son: I love you both.
Father: Very Well , lets say I went to France and Mommy went to Japan which country will you go to?
Son: Japan.
Father: See, you love Mommy more than me?
Son: No, I just want to visit Japan.
Father: Very well , lets say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France which country will you go to?
Son: France.
Father: See?
Son: No its just because I have already visited Japan.