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Showing posts with label Girl/Boy Jokes. Show all posts

Sunday, December 7, 2014

African Lovers - Fulltooo WhatsApp Jokes

In Africa, a black boyfriend asks his black girlfriend in a dark night, near the Ocean in a very romantic mood...
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Darling..
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Are you there....????



Friday, November 28, 2014

Clean Jokes for WhatsApp on Girls

A girl on WhatsApp Group:

Guys, for my PC, if I install Windows-7 of 32-Bits two times, will it become 64-Bits?
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Another girls in the group replied- 
Yes Of course! But it will also become Windows-14 
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All boys left the group.


Monday, May 19, 2014

WhatsApp Dating Jokes: What All A Boyfriend Can Leave For His GF

Girl: If we got married, you've to stop smoking.
Boy: OK!

 
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: OK!

 
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..

 
Girl:- What else can u leave??

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(After Thinking Much...)
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Boy:- The idea of marrying You



 

Monday, February 3, 2014

WhatsApp Couple Jokes: My Girlfriendf is Poisoning Me



Adam goes to see the Steve. "Steve, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."
 

Steve asks, "What's wrong?"

Adam replies, "My girlfriend is poisoning me."

Steve, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"

Adam then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me. What should I do?"

Steve then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the Steve calls Adam and says, "Well, I spoke to your girlfriend on the phone. She talked to me, without interruption for three hours. Do you want to hear my sincere advice?"

Adam anxiously says, "Yes, Yes!"

"Take the poison," says the Steve.




Friday, January 17, 2014

WhatsApp Girlfriend Joke: What do you want to eat..



When going out for a meal, you will find yourself in a situation like this:
Boyfriend: What do you want to eat?
Girlfriend: Anything!
Boyfriend: Noodles?
Girlfriend: No. I don’t feel like having noodles today.
Boyfriend: How about pasta?
Girlfriend: No! Its too fattening.
Boyfriend: What do you want to eat then?
Girlfriend: Erm… Anything!



Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Best Funny Clean Girlfriend WhatsApp Jokes






- Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?"

"Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children."





- A girl brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.
Horrified by his appearance and lack of manners, her father can barely be civil.
“Dear,” he say after the boyfriend finally leaves, “That boy is trouble. You can do better than that bum!”
“But Daddy,” she says “If he wasn’t such a sweetie why would he be doing so much community service?”



Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Clean and Funny WhatsApp Jokes- Girlfriend & Boyfriend


Boyfriend: Call me Baby

Girl: My Cute Baby
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Boy: Call me sweetheart
Girl: Sweetheart
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Boy: Call me honey
Girl: Honey
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Boy- Call me Darling
Girl- Darling..
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Boy: Ohh you fool. I need you to make me a Call
Girl: ohhh.. ok ok!


Thursday, November 28, 2013

Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes For Whatsapp




- Girlfriend: One of my ancestors was actually a king.
Boyfriend: I never knew you were a desendant of King Kong.

 


- Boyfriend: How do I play the guitar?
Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent.
Boyfriend: Am I so good?
Boyfriend: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off.

 


- Man 1: I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend for her birthday but I don't know what she would like. Give me a suggestion.
Man 2: Does she like you?
Man 1: Yes
Man 2: Then she would like anything.






- When going out for a meal, you will find yourself in a situation like this:
Boyfriend: What do you want to eat?
Girlfriend: Anything!
Boyfriend: Noodles?
Girlfriend: No. I don’t feel like having noodles today.
Boyfriend: How about pasta?
Girlfriend: No! Its too fattening.
Boyfriend: What do you want to eat then?
Girlfriend: Erm… Anything!


- Getting a girlfriend is like ordering food in a restaurant. You ordered your food together with your friend. When you saw what your friend has ordered, you wished you could have that instead.



Sunday, November 17, 2013

WhatsApp Funny Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

     
FUNNY GIRLFRIEND BOYFRIEND



BEFORE MARRIAGE:
Boy : I have been waiting for this day
Girl : Do u want me to leave?
Boy : No
Girl : Do u love me?
Boy : Ofcourse
Girl : Will u ever cheat me?
Boy : Never in my life
Girl : Will u ever kiss me?
Boy : Every chance i get
Girl : Will u hit me?
Boy : Are u crazy?
Girl : Can i trust u?
Boy : Yes
Girl : Sweet Heart
AFTER MARRIAGE
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-The number of secrets in your phone is directly proportional to the speed that you snatch it back from your GF/BF….



-Girlfriend : Dear .. Whenever you miss me. What do you do ?
Boyfriend : I eat your favorite chocolate
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Boyfriend : What do you do ? Whenever you miss me.
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Girlfriend : I smoke some packets of cigarette :D


Thursday, November 7, 2013

Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes- Whom Shall I Marry?

Girl to her best friend- 

I know these two guys and I like both of them. Who do you think will be the Lucky guy? 
Friend: Whoever you get married, other Guy will be the lucky one.


Boy: One of my ancestors was actually a king.
Girl: Gosh! I never knew you were a descendant of King Kong.