First Day On A New Job: Whats App Office Jokes

A  blond joins a new office-

At the very first day, she was working late in front of her computer. Boss was very impressed  & asked,

"You are very hard working. What were you doing since whole day?"

Blond replied, ""From where did you got these Keyboards? They were not in order, so I was arranging them.

Blonde Jokes: Bet Between Blonde & Redhead

A blonde and a redhead met at a restaurant & were watching the 6:00 PM news. 

News Shown: A man was shown threatening to jump from the Bridge.

The blonde bet the redhead $100 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead accepted the bet, "You are on!"

The man jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. 

Few minutes later, redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 3:00 PM news, so I can't take your money."

Blonde replied, "So did I, but I never thought he would jump again!"

Blonde Jokes: "Watch For Fallen Rocks"

A Blonde was driving down a road and sees a sign that says, “Watch for Fallen Rocks.”

Few miles later, she sees some rocks at road-side. She stops the car and picks them up.

She than took the rocks into to the Road Maintenance officer's cabin and puts them on the table.

“Keep your fallen rocks,” she says. “Now give me my watch?”.

Funny Blonde WhatsApp Jokes: Time to Chicago

- A Blond calls an Airlines office.
Blond- "How long does it take to go from Boston to Chicago?"

"Just a sec madam" says the attendant.

"Thank you" says the Blond and hangs up.

Clean & Funny Blonde Jokes and Sms

- A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop: Do you know where you were going?

Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad there because all the cars were leaving.



- Blond to her friend. "Lot of my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."

Her friend asks, "Give them your phone number?"

The blond says, "That was a little expensive, so I put a mailbox in my car."

Friend, "Is that working?"

The Blond answers, "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."

Then the friend asks, "And why do you think that is?"

Blond replies, "Maybe because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps on changing."

Clean Blonde Jokes and Humor: Blond On a Job

- A blonde, wanting to earn some money. She went to the neighborhood and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

Blond said "50 Dollars will do."

Owner agreed and gave her the paint and ladders. 

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. 
"You're finished already?" he asked. 
"Yes," blond answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blond continued, "that's not a Porch, it's a Bentley."

  

 

 

An Overweight Blond- Funny Joke Online

- An overweight blond was put on diet by her doctor.

"Eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. This way you can lose about five pounds."

After weeks, the blond lost 20 pounds.

"That's awesome!" the doctor says. "I am glad that you followed my instructions"

The blond "I thought I was going to die by that third day." 

"From hunger?" said the doctor.

"No. From Skipping the rope. As you told to skip a day."



- A blond was walking down the river. She sees another blonde on the opposite bank. 

"Hey you!" she shouts, "I want to get to other side"

The second blond looks up the river then shouts back, "Girl you're already on the other side."

LOL Blonde Jokes for Whatsapp: Lost in the Desert

A blond, a brunette and a redhead were all lost in the desert. 
They found a lamp and rubbed it. 

A genie appeared and granted one wish for each.

Redhead wished to be back home. She was back home. 

Brunette wished to be at home with her mother. She was back home with her mother. 

The blonde said, "Ohhhhh, I am so lonely now. I wish to have my friends here." 

Funny Blonde Jokes- What Does Blonde & Beer Have Common?

Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? 

A: Both are empty from the neck up. 

Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? 
A: A wind tunnel. 

 

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? 

A: She threw it off a cliff.

Blonde Jokes Online: Gift to Blond

A man gifted a cell phone to his beautiful blonde Girlfriend, Samantha. He explained to her all of its features.

Samantha was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.

The next day Samantha went for shopping. Her boyfriend called on her cellphone "Hi Samantha," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"

Samantha replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is  clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand..."

"What's that honey?" asked her Boyfriend.

"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

Hilarious Blond Jokes: Blond's Resolution

 

- A Blond wanted to dial 911 but failed to do so. Why?

"Because she cant find 11 after 9."

 -Why did the blond resolve to have only 3 children?
She heard that one out of every four children born in the world was Chinese.