Best Funny Jokes: Kids One Liner Jokes

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Thursday, June 5, 2014

One-Liner Animal Jokes For Kids

Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?
A: A crookodile!

Q: What is black ,white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt penguin!

Q:What is an insect's favorite sport?
A: Cricket!

Q:Why do cows wear bells?
A: Their horns don't work!

Friday, December 27, 2013

Funny Children Jokes: Father & Son Went To Zoo..

A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a serious expression.

Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up ..."

"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.

"What bus should I take home?" the boy finished.

Friday, November 29, 2013

Clean Animal Jokes For Kids

- A Cop stops a woman in a car with a rabbit in his car.
Cop-"Hey lady, what are you doing with that rabbit?"
He continued, "Take him to the zoo."

After few days, the same cop sees the same woman with the rabbit again in the front seat, wearing sunglasses.

Cop Said- "I told you to take this rabbit to the zoo!"

Woman replied, "I did. We had such a good time at the zoo. Now we are going to the beach this weekend!"

Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant!
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Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant!

Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant!
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many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
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- Customer at a supermarket picks up a bottle of insecticide and asks the salesperson, "Is it good for cockroaches?"
"No," says the salesperson. "It will kill them!"

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Kids Jokes: History, Patient-Doctor Fun

- A history joke
    Q. Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
    A. Because there were so many knights!

- Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
    Student: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

- Patient To Doctor:
    Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like biscuits!
    Doctor: What, you mean those square ones?
    P: Yes!
    D: The ones you put butter on?
    P: Yes!
    D: Oh, You're Crackers!

- Doctor Doctor, My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
   Doctor: Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.

Monday, November 11, 2013

Clean Kids Jokes- One Liner Puns

- Q. Bees have sticky hair. Why?

A. Because they use honeycombs.

- Q. Why do cow wear bells?

A. Because their Horns doesn't work.

- Q. Why did mickey mouse went into space?

A. Because he wanted to find Pluto.

- Q. At what place you can find a Computer dancing?

A. In a Disc-o.

- Q. Why is 10 afraid of 7?

A. Because 7 8(ate) 9.

- Q. What comes down and goes up, but never move?

A. Stairs.

- Q. A Barber always wins the race. How?

A. Because he knew the Shortcut.

- Q. Why can't you hands be 12 inches long?

A. Because then they will be called a Foot.

- Q. What comes down & goes up, but never move?

A. Stairs.

- Q. What car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

A. A Minnie Van.

- Q. Why do we go to school everyday?

A. Because school wont come to us.

- Q. What do you call an Alligator in a vest?

A. An Investigator.

- Q. Why did a doctor operated his Computer?

A. Because it had a Virus.

- Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?

A. A Bulldozer.