Funny Party Jokes: What Did SnowMan Say To Other..

- Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: "Do you smell carrots?"
  

- Yes, this is a woman's world. 
When a person is born, the first question people ask is:  How is the mother? 
When he marries, people say, what a lovely bride!  
And when he dies, they ask, How much did he leave her?
 

- A guy is going ice fishing (it is the winter in Minnesota) and he walks out onto the ice and begins drilling a hole. 
A loud voice - the voice of God - sounds around him. "There are no fish here!"
"Hm," the man thinks, and picks up his things to move to another place on the ice. 
 As he begins drilling his second hole, again he hears, "There are no fish here!"
 "Must be my lucky day," he thinks. "Someone's looking out for me." 
And he moves again. 
As he begins drilling his third hole, the voice rings out, "This is the rink attendant! There are NO FISH HERE!" 
 

 Marketing At A Party
- You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing.
- You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.” That’s Advertising.
- You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” That’s Telemarketing.
- You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m rich. Marry me” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That’s Customer Feedback.
  

- Q.Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party? 
  A. He had no body to go with!

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