Clean & Funny Blonde Jokes and Sms

- A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

Cop: Do you know where you were going?

Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad there because all the cars were leaving.



- Blond to her friend. "Lot of my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."

Her friend asks, "Give them your phone number?"

The blond says, "That was a little expensive, so I put a mailbox in my car."

Friend, "Is that working?"

The Blond answers, "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet."

Then the friend asks, "And why do you think that is?"

Blond replies, "Maybe because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps on changing."