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Friday, November 29, 2013

Clean Animal Jokes For Kids

- A Cop stops a woman in a car with a rabbit in his car.
Cop-"Hey lady, what are you doing with that rabbit?"
He continued, "Take him to the zoo." 

After few days, the same cop sees the same woman with the rabbit again in the front seat, wearing sunglasses.

Cop Said- "I told you to take this rabbit to the zoo!" 
Woman replied, "I did. We had such a good time at the zoo. Now we are going to the beach this weekend!"

- Customer at a supermarket picks up a bottle of insecticide and asks the salesperson, "Is it good for cockroaches?"
"No," says the salesperson. "It will kill them!" 

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