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Monday, November 11, 2013

Clean Kids Jokes- One Liner Puns

- Q. Bees have sticky hair. Why?
   A. Because they use honeycombs.


- Q. Why do cow wear bells?
  A. Because their Horns doesn't work.


- Q. Why did mickey mouse went into space?
  A. Because he wanted to find Pluto.


- Q. At what place you can find a Computer dancing?
  A. In a Disc-o.


- Q. Why is 10 afraid of 7? 
   A. Because 7 8(ate) 9.


- Q. What comes down and goes up, but never move?
  A. Stairs.


- Q. A Barber always wins the race. How?
  A. Because he knew the Shortcut.


- Q. Why can't you hands be 12 inches long?
  A. Because then they will be called a Foot.


- Q. What comes down & goes up, but never move?
  A. Stairs.


- Q. What car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
  A. A Minnie Van.


- Q. Why do we go to school everyday?
  A. Because school wont come to us.


- Q. What do you call an Alligator in a vest?
  A. An Investigator.

- Q. Why did a doctor operated his Computer?
  A. Because it had a Virus.


- Q. What do you call a sleeping bull?
  A. A Bulldozer.

 

 




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