College Party Joke: Things Learned From College Only

The following are only learned from college:

•  Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.
•  Quarters are like gold.
•  Make sure your alarm clock has back-up batteries.
•  Showers become less important.
•  Sleep becomes more important.  
•  10 minutes is more than enough time to get ready for your first class.
•  Any game can be made into a drinking game.
• ATMs are the devil's advocate.
• You'll drink anything if it's free..
• Your parents start to tell you stories about their college days.