Animal Jokes
- Two bats are hanging upside down on a tree.
One bat to other, "What was the worst day of your life?"
Second bat responds, "The day when I had diarrhea!"
One bat to other, "What was the worst day of your life?"
Second bat responds, "The day when I had diarrhea!"
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Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
A: To the retail store.
- Q: Fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh.
- A mosquito and a dog fell in love with each other.
One day out of excitement, the mosquito gave a love bite to the dog.
Dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.
Very next day…
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Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…
What a touching story!!!
One day out of excitement, the mosquito gave a love bite to the dog.
Dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.
Very next day…
.
.
.
.
.
.
Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…
What a touching story!!!
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