Funny Sms And WhatsApp Jokes

Funny WhatsApp Jokes and Sms

- An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things.
   Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes.
   When they get home, the wife says,
"Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"
"Nonsense," says the husband, "I can remember a dish of ice cream."
"Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some strawberries and whipped cream on it."
"My memory's not all that bad, " says the husband. "No problem -- a dish of ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream. I don't need to write it down."
He goes into the kitchen, his wife hears pots and pans banging around.
The husband finally emerges from the kitchen and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.
She looks at the plate and asks,
"Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"



-There were three drunk guys and they got in a car accident. 
  They go to heaven and plead god for a second chance. 
  God says, "Alright, but don't step on a duck. 
  The drunks reply, "Why ducks?" 
  God repeats, "Just don't step on a duck." 
  The drunks agree and go back down to earth. 
  A few weeks go by, and the first steps on a duck. Instantly, he's chained to the ugliest woman in the world. 
  A month goes by and the second steps on a duck. 
  The last of them is laughing at the others and is instantly chained to the most beautiful woman in the world. 
  He says, "God, what did I do for this?" 
  The girl says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."