WhatsApp Funny Girlfriend Boyfriend Jokes

     

FUNNY GIRLFRIEND BOYFRIEND

BEFORE MARRIAGE:
Boy : I have been waiting for this day
Girl : Do u want me to leave?
Boy : No
Girl : Do u love me?
Boy : Ofcourse
Girl : Will u ever cheat me?
Boy : Never in my life
Girl : Will u ever kiss me?
Boy : Every chance i get
Girl : Will u hit me?
Boy : Are u crazy?
Girl : Can i trust u?
Boy : Yes
Girl : Sweet Heart
AFTER MARRIAGE
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-The number of secrets in your phone is directly proportional to the speed that you snatch it back from your GF/BF….

-Girlfriend : Dear .. Whenever you miss me. What do you do ?
Boyfriend : I eat your favorite chocolate
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Boyfriend : What do you do ? Whenever you miss me.
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Girlfriend : I smoke some packets of cigarette :D