Kids Jokes: History, Patient-Doctor Fun

- A history joke
    Q. Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
    A. Because there were so many knights!



- Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
    Student: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

 
- Patient To Doctor:
    Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like biscuits!
    Doctor: What, you mean those square ones?
    P: Yes!
    D: The ones you put butter on?
    P: Yes!
    D: Oh, You're Crackers!


- Doctor Doctor, My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!
   Doctor: Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.